Two cow explanation
(retirado de jokebuddha.com com adaptação livre da Alice)
The
"Two Cow Explanation" of what makes...
A Christian Democrat: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A Socialist (or a Canadian New Democrat): You have two cows. The government
takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
A Republican (or a Canadian Conservative): You have two cows. Your neighbor has
none. So what?
A Democrat (or a Canadian Liberal): You have two cows. Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your
cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you
voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor.
You feel righteous.
A Communist: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you
with milk.
A Fascist: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the
milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
Capitalism, American Style: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and
build a herd of cows.
An American Corporation: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other
to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops
dead.
A French Corporation: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want
three cows.
A Japanese Corporation: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one
tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
A German Corporation: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for
100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
An Italian Corporation: You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
A Russian Corporation: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have
five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them
again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another
bottle of vodka.
A Mexican Corporation: You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a
cow looks like. You take a nap.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You
charge for storing them for others.
An Indian Corporation: You have two cows. You worship them.
Política à Portuguesa: És um dos poucos privilegiados (1% da população) que tens duas vacas; o Estado cobra-te uma para financiar os serviços públicos e tu gastas a outra para pagar colégios e saúde privada. Chegam tempos de austeridade, O Estado passa-te a cobrar uma vaca e meia e cria a Unidade de Grandes Contribuintes para conseguir passar a cobrar, no mínimo, 2 vacas.
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